Jewish Boy Problems



  • My standards are too high
  • I do it partly to piss off my parents
  • Having a relationship as an undergrad is dumb if you live nowhere near each other and have different schedules
  • I’m too into my work (I actually work, believe it or not)
  • Our levels of maturity differ greatly
  • I wouldn’t be able to dedicate enough time, truthfully. Not fair to either person.
  • I can’t stay out of the bathroom long enough
  • She’s not Jewish