#LiesIToldMyParents
Oh, high school memories…with some current ones mixed in.
- “I’m really learning a lot from these expensive SAT prep classes.”
- “I totally didn’t copy the practice answers from the back of the SAT prep book.”
- “She ended it…not me.”
- “I think she’s Jewish.”
- “My phone just suddenly stopped working!”
- “I don’t know why there is a dairy dish with meatballs on it. Must have been Dad.”
- “Don’t worry! I have it under control.”
- “I’ve never drunkenly walked by myself in the dark.”
- “I don’t know why the wine is suddenly missing.”
- “That’s not a water bottle of vodka! Who do you think I am?”
- “Yeah, we’re still friends!”
- “There will be an adult at the party!” [It was their off-duty housekeeper]
- “I’m not tweeting about you!”
